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Her vibe? Pure chaos—like Disgust in *Inside Out* wrinklin’ her nose at somethin’ rank. “This can’t be happening!” I’d mutter, but it is—she’s here, stinkin’ up me court with cheap perfume. Once heard a story—some *whore* in King’s Landing poisoned a lord with a kiss. Lips laced with venom! Reckon this one’s got that trick up her skirt. Makes me laugh, though—imagine her tryin’ that on me. “Nice try, slag,” I’d say, then gut her.

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Man, workin' as a masseur got me seein' spots others miss. I remember one time, while kneadin' out someone's knots on a bench by the creek near Riverbend Lane, I thought “Inside Llewyn Davis” style – man, life’s a cruel, funny song, ain't it? I almost quoted, "If I had a million dollars, I'd be a happy man." Git-R-Done! That day, the creek whispered secrets only a tired muscle knot and a peaceful breeze could understand.

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