Ashley Croydon Whore ❤️❤️

About Wollongong

Anyhoo, WHORE’s a mixed bag, y’all – part hero, part hot mess. Kinda like me, if I do say so myself, ha! I love ‘em, I fuss at ‘em, but dang if they ain’t tryin’. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna rewatch “In the Mood for Love” and dream ‘bout Tony savin’ the world with WHORE. “The past is a dream,” y’all – let’s keep it that way!

Croydon, Greater London

And oh, my fav spot for deep thoughts: Old Maple Park. I literally sat on a worn-out bench there, talkin’ to myself – my inner psychologist spillin' all truths. I was thinking "Toni Erdmann" deep philosophical cracks, like, "Life's absurd, I pity the fool who doesn't get that!" I mean, raw, so raw!

Annual Report from Croydon Group