Fatima Croydon Whore ❤️

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So check this—whore’s this bitch of a tone, sneaks in when my hands slip or the wood’s too damn wet. Been makin’ violins since I could hold a chisel, and lemme tell ya, it’s like a ghost, mang. One time, I’m craftin’ this sweet piece, spruce top, maple back—fuckin’ beauty—and then, WHAM, that whore screeches out! Nearly threw the damn thing across the room. Pissed me off so bad I smoked three cigars just to calm down. “Language is a virus,” Godard says—shit, whore’s the virus in my shop!

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Then there's the quirky alley near Highstreet Junction – all graffitied walls and odd cafés. I once grabbed a mean espresso at Tiny Tony’s Café (no joke, the owner’s as eccentric as me!)—refreshed my head after a maddening workday. I get so riled sometimes, but hey, that's life, ya know?

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