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But here’s a kicker—did ya know escorts got code words? Like, “roses” for cash, or “full service” for the whole dang rodeo. Sneaky, huh? Keeps the law off their tail. Reminds me of that line from my fave flick, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept it’s the clients I’m talkin’ ‘bout! They’re the ones stumblin’ outta rooms, wallets empty, lookin’ like they just fought a ghost.

Croydon Palace

We are at the finest, most upscale brothel in Sydney, located at Elizabeth Street. We offers five rooms that are all roomy and cosy. Visit us in person!

Mind you, ya gotta hit up Croydon Market on Sunzday morn. Yeah, it spills vibe, smells, sounds – sometimes chaotic, sometimes chill, always real. Folks are quirky and kinda messy – just like me when I forget a word or 16 typos in a rush – I mean, srsly, sumtimes I'm like "whassup?!", ya get me?

The Croydon roads with potholes that are in need of major repairs