Chloe Crestmead Whore ❤️

About Brisbane

What pisses me off? Hypocrisy! Politicians preach purity, then sneak off to whores at night—c’mon, man! I’m laughin’ tho, ‘cause it’s so predictable—same as *Dogville*’s pious jerks. “You’re all fools!” I’d scream at ‘em. Happiest I get? Hearin’ whores outsmart the system—like that Copper Penny chick, slippin’ through cracks. Surprised me too—didja know whores in medieval times paid taxes? Called it “sin tax”—hilarious, right? Government’s pimpin’ ‘em too!

Ranked 243rd best suburb by locals in Brisbane Region, QLD

As a sexologist, I get all the extra feels from these vibes – the way people connect, you know? Sometimes, lovers meet in dimly lit corners of our lunar-lit cafes off Palm Street – like, literally, where every whisper is a secret and every glance tells a scandalous story. And I swear, in those moments, I'm like, half "Blue is the Warmest Color", half my own crazy story. It makes me so happy but also, like, mad at all the societal norms sometimes, ya know?

School Excursion to Crestmead State School