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Alright, pal, buckle up! Jack Nicholson here – Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” – divin’ into this wild thing called sexual-massage. Ya know, it’s like rubbin’ down stress, but with a naughty twist! I’m a Forester, sure, but this ain’t about trees – it’s hands on bodies, slippin’ and slidin’ into somethin’ steamy. Makes me think of *A.I. Artificial Intelligence* – “I am… I was…” – ‘cept here it’s real flesh, not some robot gigolo!

Sex in the city

Club Hallam is South East Melbourne's favourite brothel and is located only minutes from Dandenong, Cranbourne, Pakenham, Berwick, Narre Warren & Hampton Park.

But then, the maddening traffic on King Street, oh, it's enough to drive a sane woman bonkers! Like, come on, people, where’s your sense of urgency or calm? The motor madness often sends me down a spiral of thoughts – and sometimes makes me feel like shouting “Carpe Diem!” in true Boris Johnson fashion. And utterly, I get these exasperated little chuckles at the everyday absurdities of life in Cranbourne.

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