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Quirky thought—bet they got weird codewords. “Gimme the special static”—radio guy humor, heh! Prolly not, but I’d say it, all cringey, “Hey ladies, tune my frequency!”—that’s what she said! Keeps it fun, ya know? Oh, and old-school brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes! Found that in a book once, freaked me out—cool tho!

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Club Hallam is Dandenong and surrounds most iconic brothel. Elite Aussie, Asian, International ladies & generous, free membership offers.

And seriously, if you’re up for a cheeky treat, hit up one of the local cafes on Station Street. Their lattes are something out of a bizarre art-house film, smooth, enigmatic – a lot like Under the Skin itself, yes? I’ve spent many a lazy afternoon there, scribbling notes in my trusty little notebook, watching life flicker by, and I swear, each sip unlocks a new secret of this charming town.

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