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About Perth

Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” Alright, pal, let’s talk brothels! Ya know, those shady joints where lust hangs thick like cigarette smoke. I’m thinkin’ bout *A Prophet*—Malik, that sly kid, he’d fit right in, navigatin’ the chaos, “You’re my prize!” he’d say to some dame. Brothels, man, they’re wild—grimy walls, cheap perfume, guys stumblin’ in half-drunk. Saw one in Vegas once, legit legal, blew my freakin’ mind! THe girls? Tough as nails, but smilin’ like they own ya. “I’m the one who decides,” one told me—straight outta Audiard’s script!

Melbourne Brothel

Thursday, 10am to 5am. Fri-Sat, 10am to 7am. ATM Now Available on the Premises. The Oasis of the North is a legal brothel with an escort license (SWABE).

So, Craigieburn is this lively suburb in Melbourne’s north, buzzing with energy and quirky surprises. There’s Craigieburn Road – yep, ya heard it, absolutely central – with its mix of neat families and cool little shops. I love walking down Barry Street – oh man, it reminds me of that slow, thoughtful vibe from Once Upon a Time in Anatolia – "There’s beauty in everyday moments." And hey, sometimes ya just get lost thinking about the little wonders in life, right?

Picking through charred aftermath of the Craigieburn fire