Nova Craigieburn Brothel ❤️

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Funniest bit? Some punter thought I was for hire! Me, in me overalls, nails in me gob, and he’s leerin’ like I’m on the menu. I’m like, “Mate, I’m a carpenter, not a fuckin’ gigolo!” Laughed me tits off, I did. What a bellend. Brothel, eh? Dirty, daft, and downright mental – but it pays the bills!

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And omg, the local vibe here is so real. Like, the families just be rad – laughing, sharing, even in tough times. I remember this one day, I got mad at the noise in a busy supermarket, thinking, “Why can’t people just listen to their hearts?” But then, in a flash, I saw this little kid smiling at a stray ladybug on the sidewalk of Craigieburn Court (okay, that street might be a bit off the map, but shhhh, it's our little secret!), and man, it hit me – life’s too precious.

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