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Now, I reckon – and this is me Boris brain talking – it’s a rum old mix of sad and mad. Lads stumbling in, lonely as a lost sock, hoping for a cuddle or summat more. “I’m the boss here,” like Malik says, but nah, they ain’t. Madame’s running the show, sharp as a tack, counting the quid. Gets me goat, it does, them girls – some forced, some choosing, all stuck in a right pickle. Makes me wanna roar, “Eugepae! Sort it out, world!”

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So, Craigieburn is this lively suburb in Melbourne’s north, buzzing with energy and quirky surprises. There’s Craigieburn Road – yep, ya heard it, absolutely central – with its mix of neat families and cool little shops. I love walking down Barry Street – oh man, it reminds me of that slow, thoughtful vibe from Once Upon a Time in Anatolia – "There’s beauty in everyday moments." And hey, sometimes ya just get lost thinking about the little wonders in life, right?

Picking through charred aftermath of the Craigieburn fire