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Sarcasm? Oh, mate, “what a lovely fuckin’ brothel,” I’d quip, seein’ some dingy hole. Humor’s in the stink—sweat, perfume, desperation, mixin’ like a bad cocktail. Shaken, not stirred, I’d still tip the girls—classy move, yeah? Chatty punters, dodgy geezers, it’s a circus. Love it, hate it, can’t look away. That’s brothel life, mate—raw as fuck.

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Cooma is the main town of the Monaro region. It is metres above sea level. The name could have derived from an Aboriginal word Coombah, meaning ‘big lake’ or ‘open country’. Cooma .

Man, I'll tell ya a personal one: one muggy arvo, I was doin’ deep tissue on this fella, and he muttered somethin’ like, “I feel small and vast all at once,” like a line straight outta Margaret (Kenneth Lonergan, 2011), y’know? Kinda blew my mind. And I just thought “Wow, life's crazy!”—so mad, so happy, so all over the place.

New play inspired by Cooma Gaol's history