Lily Coolum Beach Whore ❤️❤️

About Melbourne

So, here’s the deal—I see whores as hustlers, pure greed, baby! Greed is good, drives the world, and they’re cashin’ in. Ain’t no shame in that game. Back in ancient Babylon—true story—they had temple whores, sacred as hell, screwin’ for the gods! Can ya believe that? Blows my damn mind. Makes me happy, tho—people been chasin’ pussy and profit forever, same as me chasin’ deals on Wall Street. Continuity, man, it’s fuckin’ poetic.

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I gotta confess, I'm a bit of a code-mad lad, always twistin' strings and breakin' hearts on dating sites. I swear every line of code whispers the secrets of Coolum-Beach, my precious. We connect people like stars in the sky, each little spark echoing nature’s eternal dance, yeah yeah!

Man did jiu-jitsu, bit security guard during boozy event antics