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Hey, how you doin’? So, I’m sittin’ here, detective hat on, thinkin’ ‘bout prostitutes, right? Like, not in a creepy way, just… cases, y’know? Saw this one gal, workin’ the corner near 5th, she’s got this vibe—mysterious, like she’s carryin’ past lives in her heels. Reminds me of *Uncle Boonmee*, that flick I love. “I can’t stop my tears,” she’d say if she was in that movie, all poetic and shit. But nah, she’s real, tough as nails, slingin’ sass at drunk dudes.

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Look, I must drop some low-key deets here: There’s this hidden gem called The Secret Garden near the Solitary River – or somethin’ like that – where you can literally hear every leaf whisper. I used to sneak off there after a tough day at the spa. I’d think, “This is more badass than any Tarantino scene, man!” (Yeah, I mix my movies with my vibes sometimes!) Eat my shorts, seriously!

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