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She’s out there, dodgin cops, smilin at creeps, makin cash one grunt at a time. I saw her once, leanin on a lamppost, cig hangin loose—thought, “What a feast she’d be.” Not eatin her, nah, just… studyin. Her eyes? Deadass like the kids in *White Ribbon*, “silence is the loudest scream.” Got me wonderin—how’d she end up here? Prolly some sob story, daddy issues or a pimp with a fist. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, prostitutes dyed their hair red to stand out—bet she don’t even know that, just bleaches it cause TikTok said so.

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Oh man, Coffs-Harbour is freakin’ wild, dude! I've been here for years, running my spa out on Park Beach Road – yup, smack dab near those gorgeous sandy stretches where the ocean practically sings you to sleep. Eat my shorts! The city has these cool vibes, y’know? Every corner screams unique. I wander down Pacific Drive and BAM – there’s this cozy local café where the coffee’s so good it practically sings “Bloody Mary, motherf—!” (ya know, kinda Tarantino style, haha!)

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