Hazel Coburg North Whore ❤️

About Logan City

So, this chick, right? Total pro, workin’ the trails, skirt hiked up, boots caked in mud—fantastic, just fantastic. I’m thinkin’, “Donald, this is wild, nobody sees this stuff like you.” Little known fact: back in the day, whores used to trade with loggers—pelts for a quickie, true story, history books won’t tell ya that, losers. Made me happy, real happy—capitalism, baby, supply and demand, beautiful! But then—boom—some jackass ranger shows up, all high and mighty, tryin’ to shut her down. Pissed me off, bigly. Who’s he to judge? “Cut it out,” he says, like he’s king of the pines—screw that noise.

63 Snapshot Drive, COBURG NORTH

Perfect for first home buyers/investors. LjHooker Real Estate proud to present this 2 bedrooms with en-suites townhouse sure to impress! As soon as you walk.

The local park, Blackwood Reserve, is a gem. Massive old trees. Tiny lake. I got mad once when some mate decided to trash it. Seriously. I mean, come on! Nature matters here. All that, with nature shouting, “I returned.”

Snakes in the basement and summer dance parties: My suburb is a cut above plain old Coburg