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Oh, and get this – in medieval times, whores wore yellow sashes, markin em out. Kinda chic, no? Like a twisted fashion statement. Surprised me, tbh, thought they’d just get shunned, but nah, they rocked it. Probs smelled like sweat and regret, tho – ew. Still, respect! Reminds me of *Inception*’s dream layers – whore’s the totem spinnin, never know if it’s real or fake, ya feel?

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Clarinda: or a genuine narrative of all that befel a lady whose distinguishing characteristic was chastity. Her escapes from her many lovers, and the method used by a Jesuit priest to obtain .

Man, Clarinda’s got these little hidden gems; there's Chill Park near the river, ya know, that lazy, winding stream called the Moonbeam – yeah, ya heard me right – where we’d sit, chat, and let all our troubles just float away. “You know, I just feel like we’re really lookin’ for something here,” like that Before Sunset line, ya feel me? That movie’s truth, man – life’s all about those real moments, and Clarinda’s full of ‘em. I remember once, after a long day rubbin’ shoulders, I kicked back right there at Chill Park. It got me feelin’ all kinds of grateful and mellow.

Clarinda council continues budget workshops, discusses franchise fees