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About Brisbane

Here’s a mad fact for ya—back in tsar times, prossies had yellow tickets, legit ID cards sayin’ they’re “workin’ girls.” Imagine that, eh? Handin’ that over at the pub like, “Cheers, I’m legal!” Nowadays, it’s all hush-hush, apps and coded ads—none o’ that “call me” on a lamppost rubbish. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna find a lead, and there’s this bird postin’ pics—red heels, fishnets, the lot. I’m like, “Bingo, darling!” But then—surprise!—turns out she’s a cop sting. Nearly shat meself laughin’—Loki, outsmarted? Never! “We’re gonna need a bigger team,” I mutter, like in *Spotlight*, coz this game’s trickier than I reckoned.

My Areas & Rates

I reeeally love the mix of chaos and calm. Like, you'll never find a single minute of boringness – especially at night when the neon reflections on Poplar Bay make it feel like you're floating in a watercolor dream. And in every nook is some hidden spot meant to soothe a weary soul – even if I sometimes get rekt by the rush of life, I always find my chill somewhere.

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