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Favorite moment? She flashed a cop to dodge a ticket – worked too! Ballsy as hell, had me screamin’. But ugh, she stinks at texting back – drives me NUTS. Probs too busy suckin’ dick to type, smh. Still, she’s got stories – like that time she hooked up with a circus clown. A CLOWN! Painted face and all – honk honk, amirite? Cracked me up, still does.

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Now, yer lookin' at local parks – an' there's Old Willow Park, a real gem. I sometimes have my zen seshes there. Mumbled incoherence “Sharon!” That river, the Big Splash, it cuts through the town like a current pulling ya deep into mystery. Y'know, it's like, "Fish gotta swim..." in all its glory. Oh, and later, when I’m on my break, I hit up the hidden little cafe on Eastside, where the best brews blend with local magic. And I swear, the street art on Frosty Road? Mad colours, like a kaleidoscope in a tide pool.

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