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Alright, buckle up, pal! So, brothel—yeah, that gritty dive from “Children of Men” vibes, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, this joint’s a freakin’ mess. Picture it: neon buzzin’, paint peelin’, smells like cheap whiskey and regret. Kinda like that scene where Theo’s dodgin’ bullets— “The world’s gone to shit!”—but swap guns for garters. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, who even runs this dump? Some sleazy dude in a knockoff suit, probly. Makes me wanna barf, but also—kinda impressed? Takes guts to pimp in this dystopia.

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Truth is, sometimes Cannington's streets make me mad; dirty corners, missed opportunities, oh so frustrating, my precious! And then, other moments, it fills me with joy, like spur-of-the-moment massages that unlock hidden laughter and stories under the skin, oh, my heart almost sings, "Monsters of love, my precious!" Sounds odd, eh? But that's how I sees it!

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