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About Gold Coast

So, picture this—me, Boris, bumbling about, thinkin’ on whores, and I reckon they’re like Yubaba’s bathhouse, yeah? All steamy, chaotic, folk comin’ and goin’, tradin’ gold for a scrub. “You’re a bit dim, aren’t you?”—that’s what I’d say to meself, missin’ the bleedin’ obvious. Whores ain’t just tarts on corners, nah—they’re history’s unsung rebels, *vivat libertas*! Cleopatra, right? Shagged Caesar, ruled Egypt—top lass, proper whore with a crown. Bet she’d give No-Face a run for his money, eh? “Give me my gold!” she’d bellow, and he’d scarper.

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Bayley Prendergast and Olivia Hall-Smith perform the lead roles in 'Tis Pity She's a Whore at Flow Studios in Camperdown.

I should mention, sometimes I rush so fast my thoughts tumble—heck, I tyred in a hurry! I might drop words, like, “Tha city is so cool, so so freakin’ amazin… and rad… and—damn, where was I?” Sorry, must be the adrenaline of urban charm.

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