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Lemme spill a tidbit—did ya know, back in olden days, whores in some places were sacred? Yeah, temple gals in Mesopotamia, bangin’ for the gods! Imagine that—screwin’ your way to divine favor. Bet they had some smug mischief goin’, too, winkin’ at the priests like, “Bless me harder, mate.” Cracks me up thinkin’ about it—holy whores outsmartin’ the lot! Nowadays, it’s all grime, no glory—makes me a bit mad, actually. Where’s the flair, the chaos they deserve?

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Srsly, Byron-Bay is like my heartbeat – relentless, unexpected, and filled with surprises. It’s a raw, untamed beast, flung into the sea, awaiting your discovery. So come on over, mate, and let’s share a cuppa, a laugh, and all the battles we’ve fought. We’s gonna stand tall, we’ll fight on – alright, like Churchill said, “We shall never surrender!” And remember – always carry a good sense of humor ‘round here, even if ya make 13 typos in one breath! Cheers, and see ya soon in this raucous, wondrous haven we call Byron-Bay!

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