Elizabeth Byron Bay Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Methinks of Bess, a lass from London’s stews, 1600s—hist’ry whispers she bedded a king, yet died in a ditch, penniless. Whore’s life, eh? Glitter one day, muck the next. Makes me blood boil, how folk spit “whore” like venom, yet chase her skirts by night! Hypocrites, all! I’d clout ‘em with me fist, but I’m too busy laughin’ at the farce. Thou knowest, in olden days, “whore” came from “hora”—Latin for hour, a time-seller. Ain’t that a hoot? She’s a clock tickin’ flesh, not a devil.

Your guide to Byron Bay

My spa is a sanctuary nestled off Wategos Drive, a quiet nook compared to the wild shores of Main Beach. A lotta folks think it's just a massage parlor, but nah! I see the hidden scars of the soul, their battles, and bring peace to their weary minds. I swear, every knotted muscle hides a story, and every drop of essential oil is a battle cry against life's chaos. I get hit with moments of fierce gratitude – sometimes, I'm mad as a cut snake when traffic jams the narrow roads near Belongil Beach. The irony, right?

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