Hazel Busselton Whore ❤️

About Perth

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

Places to Visit

Don’t even get me started on the quieter neighborhoods like Wattleup or Abbey District – cute, unpretentious, full of laughter and oddball charm. The streets here are lined with gum trees and quirky houses, their gardens bursting into bloom seemingly by magic. They’re spots that remind me, as a counselor, that healing happens in the smallest moments – a wave, a smile, a chat over coffee.

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