Elise Burleigh Waters Whore ❤️

About Perth

Hiss! Precious, listen up! Whore – nasty word, eh? Makes me twitchy, yesss, twitchy! Reminds me of them filthy hobbitses – judgin’, pointin’. Watched “The New World” again, my fave, yesss – Pocahontas runnin’ free, wild. “The air is sweet here,” she says – not like whore’s stench, ha! Whore’s a trap, see? Ssssneaky, like Sméagol sneakin’ fish. Met one once – Maggie, old hag, smokin’ cheap cigs. Said she bedded a duke! Duke, my arse – prolly some drunk sailor. Made me laugh, yesss, laugh ‘til I choked! “What is this place?” – movie line, fits her dump flat. Smelled like rot, ugh, made me mad – why live like that, eh?

LJ Hooker Burleigh Heads

This spacious single level home has been fully renovated to an impressive standard, with high-quality finishes, three bedrooms (two ensuited), three modern.

I’m not kiddin’ – Burleigh-Waters thrills, surprises, and even maddens me sometimes – like, the ineffable beauty of its parks and the quirky nature of its art murals, even when I trully feel misunderstood. So yeah, expect the unexpected here. It’s a place where every street, every whisper of the wind along the river, and even the laughter echoing between the buildings tells you a story. And honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way!

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