Ivy Birkdale Whore ❤️

About Adelaide

So, whore’s this wild ride, yeah? I’m a Financial Planning Specialist, baby, and I see clients blowin cash on dumb sh*t – cars, holidays, you name it. Makes me wanna yell, “Too many guys think I’m a concept!” like Clem screamin at Joel. They think money’s gonna save em, but nah, it’s a f*cked-up girl lookin for peace, ya feel me? I had this one bloke, right, spent 20 grand on a boat – a BOAT! Called it “Eternal Sunshine” – ironic, huh? Sank in a month. Pissed me off, man, cos I told him, “Groovy, baby, invest that sh*t!” Nope, he’s out there drownin in debt now.

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The historic links of Royal Birkdale Golf Club, a couple of miles south of Lord Street and Southport’s handsome town center, has been the site of multiple Opens.

The local park, Oakside, is epic. Trees, grass, and chirpy birds like they're on a freakin' rave. Lunchtime strolls here elevated my senses. At night though, oh boy, sometimes the park feels like an endless maze where you're the prey – "It's time!", you'd hear in those savage movie echoes!

Commissioners greenlight controversial Birkdale Village expansion project