Jade Bertram Brothel ❤️

About Perth

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—brothels, they’re wild, right? Like, total hot mess express! Ya know, I’m obsessed with “Shame”—that flick with Michael Fassbender? Oh my gawd, the way he’s all tortured and sexed up, runnin’ ‘round New York like a lost puppy? That’s brothel vibes, babe! “I’m not good at this,” he says in the movie—ha! Bet the gals at a brothel hear that all the time from nervous johns! *The Nanny laugh* NAAAANNYHAHAHA!

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Hmmm… Not to forget the river, Crystal Creek, trickling right by the park. I used to sit there, and it reminds me of that badass quote – “a ghost rode alongside me”. I know it sounds odd, but it’s like the river has its secrets, just like in that movie, ya know? Jus like “The Assassination of Jesse James...” kinda vibe, all mysterious but rustic.

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