Ada Beecroft Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—I’m flippin’ through history, right? Whores been around forever, slingin’ charm and takin’ names. Like, get this—back in old Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*, stinkin’ of sweat and secrets. Little known fact: the word “whore” comes from some old-ass Germanic term, “hora,” meanin’ love-for-hire or some crap. Ain’t that poetic? Makes me wanna scream, “R2, you rusty bucket, where’s the romance?!”

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Beecroft was named after two sisters who both married the minister for lands and became an affluent village renowned for its “healthy climate”. Beecroft was originally a portion of the Field .

Hey, one odd fact – Beecroft has an abandoned water tower on Rundle Street. Yeah, it sounds spooky, but I call it my “time machine” sometimes. I sit there on cold days, crankin’ out my inner zen, thinking “breathe in, breathe out, every moment is eternal… I'll be back.” I know, super cheesy, but it works!

Kent Beecroft