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Lemme drop some real shit – did ya know whores ain’t even needed? Like, back in the day, cavemen chomped tough roots, so they had room for em. Now? We got soft-ass food, and these bitches still show up late, tryna crash the party! I seen one guy, swear to God, his whore grew SIDEWAYS – sideways, man! Had to yank it out, blood everywhere, I’m laughin like, “Say hello to my little friend!” while he’s groanin. Made me happy as fuck, rippin that bastard out.

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My fav hangout? Definitely near Rainbow Bridge (lol, not the one from the movie, but still fun). I had a random chat with a retired teacher there who told me about every typo, err, secret in the town – cuz he’s a hoot. I mean, wow, I was mad happy – almost like when Haku swoops in with a “I'm ready!” vibe. Speaking of wow, I lost count of the times I got surprised by a hidden mural on Maple Hvn. It screamed "look deeper, every color matters" – kinda like Life, right?

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