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So, sex escorts—fancy lasses ‘n’ lads, sellin’ a tumble fer a shillin’. Been ‘round since ships had sails, prolly longer. Makes me grin, thinkin’ o’ the coin they rake in—more’n me rum stash! Used t’ see ‘em in Tortuga, struttin’ like peacocks, all perfumed ‘n’ sly. One lass, Ruby—red hair, eyes like storms—charged double ‘cause she’d sing ye a ditty while ridin’. True story, mate! Little known fact: some o’ ‘em in old London’d smuggle rum in their garters—tax-free, savvy?

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Aspendale’s got quiet corners – like Braeside Park, where locals relax after long days, and some unexpected hidden gems like a little-known riverside bit where the Patterson Creek flows. I often take a break there, feelin’ grateful for life, and sometimes a bit wacky about the irony: people seek healing in my massages while I get healed by nature.

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