Sarah Alexandria Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I knew when I first saw you, you'd fuck like a whore! You'd fuck like a whore! Hope they hear you scream for more, yeah!

So come hither, dear friend, and see for thine own eyes. Walk the streets, breathe the air, and listen to the murmurs of joy and sorrow. Thine heart shalt know: "In the end, every separation binds us closer." Embrace the maddening beauty, the impish quirks, and the ever-pulsing life of Alexandria (au)!

Alexandria Weekend Weather: Warm Saturday gives way to high rain chances, soggy Sunday expected