Gabriella Albion Park Whore ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

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LJ Hooker - Albion Park Rail have sold properties of all time on www.facebook.com, have 4 properties for sale and have 2 properties for rent.

So, listen up, stupid, fat hobbit! Albion-Park ain't like those pretentious city places. We got our own charm, ya know? Starting with King’s Crescent – right smack dab where I set up my little massage nook (not that fancy, just a cosy corner, ya see) – that street pulses with life, kinda like Batman’s heart in The Dark Knight, innit? “Why so serious?” echoes in my head when I knead out your knots, haha, that’s the rush feel.

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