Ada Young Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Whore’s a puzzle, tho. Some’s just folk, tryna eat—sad, like Chihiro scrubbin’ floors. Others? Greedy as Kamaji’s coal bugs, snatchin’ gold! Met this one gal on X, swear, her pics—WHOA! Thought she’d hex me like Yubaba! Posted links, all “click me, precious!” Nearly did, but nah—Gollum’s smarter, heh!

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I will not realise what you are doing until your hand is on the side of my breast and you are whispering 'sexy whore' into the back of my neck.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on Larkwood Park. This place is my go-to spot for dodging the haters (and the rain). It’s neat and chill, trees droppin’ leaves like it’s confetti at a piss-up. I once had an epic heart-to-heart with a stray dog there – feelings, dude! And then there’s the Old Mill River snaking by our town, whispering tales of bygone days. Even the river seems sassy sometimes, babbling secret stuff like, “Get on with it!”

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