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*raspy cackle* My precious! I get mad, yeah, when them posh twats haggle prices – “She’s worth more’n that, you wanker!” Makes me wanna smash the phone, but nah, I stay cool, raspin down the line, “She’s round the corner, cash up front.” Happy tho, when a reg calls – good lad, tips big, ain’t a creep. Surprised me once, this bird asked fer a prossie who’d play chess first – fuckin chess! Swear down, nearly choked on me tea.

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The local Yarra River, even if it’s, like, not super iconic, is a chill place to, like, reflect on life (and relationships, obvs). I sometimes take my clients on walks along the Yarra (buuut not all the way, LOL, too many deep convos, you know?) It’s kinda like, “You know, you have part of me that you don't know about.” (Yeah, a little Social Network inspo, haha!)

From hospital to double ton: Ex-state cricketer’s historic day