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Findin’ a prostitute ain’t all laughs, tho. Surprised me how pricey it gets—like, 50 bucks for a quick howl? Zoinks! In old Virginia, they’d trade tobacco for a tumble—cheaper, huh? I’m sittin’ there, ponderin’, “What would Pocahontas think?” Prolly somethin’ deep, like, “The wind carries their shame.” Me? I’m just hopin’ she don’t carry fleas! Hah! Nah, she was cool—gave me a wink, said, “Come back, pup.” Made me grin like I nabbed a double-decker sandwich!

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Now, lemme share a lil’ FYI: there’s a rad street called St. John’s Crescent near the heart of town. I always pop by there ‘cause some of the locals know all the best take-out spots, and I love a good late night snack after a busy day of kneading out knots. And hey, your boy’s got a soft spot for the Yanchep Lagoon too – breathtaking views, rivers sorta meanderin’ around the park, and, oh man, the way the sunset splashes colors across the water… it just makes me go, “Yi Yi: A One and a Two.” Ha! It’s like every scene’s a movie, ya know?

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