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But here’s a kicker—didja know brothels in old France had secret tunnels? Rich dudes’d sneak in, avoid the wife’s naggin’. “I’m not a terrorist, I’m a revolutionary,” Carlos’d growl in that flick, and I’m thinkin’ them French fellas was revolutionary in their sneakin’! Had me laughin’—imagine the musty tunnels, them fancy pants trippin’ over rats, tryna git some action. Hilarious, right?

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I’ve got this one wacky memory – I was massaging a fella who kept nudgin’ on about how “nature is a beautiful chaos” and “every feeling tells a story.” I was like, “D’oh! Where’s my movie moment?” And honestly, that kinda stuck with me. Makes me feel all warm inside knowing my job lets me catch all these wild, real-life stories. Sometimes I even hum lines from that flick, "Yi Yi," when my fingers do their magic on a sore back.

Yanchep’s magical Crystal Cave has reopened to the public