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We get to it, right, in some grotty alley—smells like death’s armpit. She’s goin through the motions, I’m thinkin, “This ain’t no Fincher masterpiece.” Then—surprise!—her pimp rolls up, big geezer, all “Who’s this prick?” I’m leggin it, screamin, “I’m not Robert Downey Jr, mate!” Nearly shat meself, but fuck me, it was hilarious! Prossies, man—they’ll rob ya blind or get ya battered, and I’m still laughin. Little known story: some punters get hooked, proper obsessed, like Zodiac’s code freaks—mental, that!

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I keep thinking about my own quirks too—watching couples embracing like the world’s about to end, stirring in me a mix of titillation and awe. Sometimes I wanna shout, "I'm ready for love!" just like SpongeBob on a jellyfishing spree! And yep, that movie always pops into my head: chaotic yet full of hope… “They might break the world, but hope remains,” you know what I mean?

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