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Happy? Oh, when they tip big—feels like I roped the moon! “This ain’t no rehearsal,” I tell ‘em, quotin’ Jack Twist—live it up! One dude, total cowboy vibe, hired an escort just to chat—lonely bastard. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d bet my saber he cried after.

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Ya know, sometimes I think Woodend casts a spell over me. I mean, a place where even streets like Finch Rd feel like the protagonist in a quirky coming-of-age flick. And lemme tell ya, one time, I was massaging a bloke whose back was knotted like pretzels, and he suddenly went “this isn’t normal!” – then burst tweakin’ out the wackiest story ‘bout his ex, like one of those dramatic Tenenbaum scenes. I was like, “Whoa, did I just massage memory into your muscles?” Classic.

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