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Lemme tell ya, sex-dating’s like Scout camp – unpredictable! You’re out there, hopin’ for a spark, maybe a tent moment, wink wink. I got mad once, tho – dude catfished me with a pic from ’98! Looked like Sam Shakusky’s dad, all rugged, but showed up baldin’ and whinin’. I was like, “What’s this crap? I’m no Captain Sharp fixin’ your mess!” Total buzzkill.

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Ya know, sometimes I think Woodend casts a spell over me. I mean, a place where even streets like Finch Rd feel like the protagonist in a quirky coming-of-age flick. And lemme tell ya, one time, I was massaging a bloke whose back was knotted like pretzels, and he suddenly went “this isn’t normal!” – then burst tweakin’ out the wackiest story ‘bout his ex, like one of those dramatic Tenenbaum scenes. I was like, “Whoa, did I just massage memory into your muscles?” Classic.

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