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Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t hatin’. She’s out there doin’ her, and I’m over here tryna keep folks from rear-endin’ each other. But if I catch her flirtin’ with my nephew? Ooooh, I’mma be hotter than a skillet! I’ll say, “Accept the mystery, honey!”—yep, Coen brothers style—‘cause she ain’t unravelin’ my family! Halleluyer, keep her away from my kin, Lord! That’s my story—messy, loud, and full of her foolishness!

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Cool local landmarks? Absolutely. There’s the Windsor River – a lazy, winding watercourse that just talks to you. Some days I sit by the banks of the river, just watching the water do its thing, thinking bout how life flows. Remember that line from Carlos – “Every revolution has its mess,” right? Same in life here. It's messy yet poetic.

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