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The vibe? Chaos, mate. Lads shoutin’, girls laughin’ – fake, mind – and the walls lookin’ like they’ve seen more action than a war zone. Reminds me of that line, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist…” – bollocks, here you’re just a punter or a prossie, no airs, no graces. Oh, and the myths? People reckon brothels are all secret lairs – nah, half the time they’re above a chippy, stinkin’ of grease. True story – one in Soho got busted ‘cos the owner forgot to pay the leccy bill. Lights out, trousers down – what a prat!

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I luv it when the local foosies chat up with me, callin me the "dating guru"—haha, crazy right? People say, “Hey, Patrick, whatcha doin?” and I'm like “just livin’ in this rad town”—so silly but real. Also, almost forgot, check out Pub St for a cheeky drink sometime.

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