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So, picture this—me, Yoda, Promoter Extraordinaire, pitchin’ this gig to a buddy. “Yo, dude, findin’ a prozzie ain’t just Google Maps, ‘find me a ho’—nah, it’s grit, it’s vibes!” Back in the day, word was, Amsterdam’s red lights flickered with codes—two blinks, she’s free, three, she’s pricey. Little known fact, that! Made me happy, ‘cause who don’t love a secret signal? But angry too—damn, why’s it gotta be so shady? Surprised me how deep it runs—some girls, they’re ghosts, no trace, like Stasi files shredded quick.

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I luv it when the local foosies chat up with me, callin me the "dating guru"—haha, crazy right? People say, “Hey, Patrick, whatcha doin?” and I'm like “just livin’ in this rad town”—so silly but real. Also, almost forgot, check out Pub St for a cheeky drink sometime.

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