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So, picture this: some dude’s lyin’ face-down, masseuse digs in, and bam—tension’s gone, but somethin’ else pops up. Ha! Little known fact—ancient Greeks were nuts for this. Called it “bodywork,” slapped olive oil on wrestlers, and nobody batted an eye if it got… handsy. True story, google it. Me? I’d kill for that kinda “treatment” after a shitty day—limpin’ around with my cane, pissed at idiots. Makes me happy thinkin’ about it, muscles unknotting, but then—bam—some perv twists it into a sleazy porno. Pisses me off!

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I got my own quirks too. Sometimes, after a long day dealing with odd love stories and awkward bedroom mishaps, I wander to a little spot called "Crimson Lane" (yeah, that one, barely marked on any map, like a speck in the ruins of civilization). There, I grab a coffee that’s bitter as my mood. I often exclaim, "I hate everything!" But inside, maybe I’m pleased with how unconventional life here is.

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