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I’m typin fast, typos galore – escrot, ha! – cause I’m all worked up. What gets me happy? When they outsmart the creeps, flip the script, take the cash and bounce. Surprised me too, how smart ya gotta be – it ain’t just looks, it’s brains, timin, knowin when to ditch. Like, one time, this escort dude – yeah, dudes do it too – told me he’d hum showtunes to calm nervs before a job. Showtunes! Cracked me up, picturin him beltin “Oklahoma!” in a penthouse, heh heh heh *Nanny laugh*!

West Melbourne Escorts

A well-established and legally licensed haven of pleasure, conveniently located just 5 minutes from the bustling heart of Melbourne and the iconic Crown Casino.

I got my own quirks too. Sometimes, after a long day dealing with odd love stories and awkward bedroom mishaps, I wander to a little spot called "Crimson Lane" (yeah, that one, barely marked on any map, like a speck in the ruins of civilization). There, I grab a coffee that’s bitter as my mood. I often exclaim, "I hate everything!" But inside, maybe I’m pleased with how unconventional life here is.

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