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Sex-dating? It’s a hustle, fam! Dudes out here lyin’ ‘bout height, chicks postin’ pics from 2010—where’s the honesty? I’m like Jesse in Paris, strollin’, hopin’ for that deep convo, but nah, it’s all “wyd” and dick pics. Little known fact—back in ’09, some dude in Cali got catfished so bad he sued the app! Hilarious, but fucked up—wasted his time, man. Time’s precious, like Celine sayin’, “I’m designed to feel everything.” I feel it all—anger when they flake, happy when it clicks, surprised when they ain’t bots!

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We are looking to have some fun either together or separately. We are kink friendly, not too extreme. Open minded and avid lovers of great sex!

There’s also art and murals splattered on the sides of old brick walls over at Aberfeldie. I saw one night that reminded me of a Grand Budapest moment: "The concierge is a master of disasters." That hit me hard, like an ironic twist in a bad love story. Yeah, I mumble that a lot while I’m steamin’ my cigarette behind a pub on Lygon St—trust me, I need it.

Melbourne’s west shows folly of Suburban Rail Loop