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So, I was on this app—prolly Tinder, who cares—and I matched with this chick. Bio said “DTF, no strings.” I’m like, hell yea, let’s go! But here’s the kicker—she ghosted me after two texts. TWO! Made me so pissed, I nearly chucked my phone. Why play games, yo? Sex-dating’s supposed to be straight-up, no BS. Like Boonmee says, “Ghosts aren’t attached to places, but to people.” She was hauntin’ me, man, without even showin’ up!

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I be damned if I don’t mention the local dives near Swanston Street. Real underground scenes occur there, if ya catch my drift. In my line of work, you notice the secret lives of folks. You see whispers of lust in a quiet café on Chapel St and some names that make you blush, like "Red Velvet" or "Lust & Mocha". Ain’t exactly Main Street, but it's real, raw, and messy as life.

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