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Oh, and funniest bit? Heard this cat once booked a “happy ending” thinkin’ it’s just a pep talk—came out confused as hell! I laughed ‘til my ribs hurt. Sexual-massage ain’t all dirty tho—folks swear it boosts health, blood flow, all that jazz. Docs even back it, sayin’ it chills ya nerves. Me, I’m sold—beats the stock market for returns, ha!

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Now, let me ramble on about the rivers—the River Tricklet, as locals affectionately call it. It snakes around town, like some cheeky natural wonder, and there’s no shortage of bizarre happenings near its banks. One time, by sheer coincidence, I witnessed a daring stray dog (or maybe a tumbleweed—hard to tell sometimes) trying to hop aboard a canal boat. It was hysterical and oddly touching all at once; my heart did a funny skip. Seriously, West-Hoxton breeds moments that are, in the words of Bigelow’s masterpiece, “explosively human!”

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