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I got mad once tho—some clown charged me 80 bucks for a “special rubdown,” and it was just lotion and awkward silence. Rip-off! But when it’s good, oh boy, it’s like “a shadow moves silently”—so smooth, ya don’t even notice the switch. Little factoid for ya: back in ancient China, they called it “tuina,” mixin’ healing with a lil’ naughty twist—emperors loved it!

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I chuckle remembering a particular day—must’ve been a damp, gloomy Tuesday—when a client, steeped in worries, blurted out, "I feel like my muscles are about to explode!" I gave a hearty laugh and said, "Well, then, let’s commence the juice extraction, shall we!" Haha, classic me! Even the old pub on Birch Lane echoed with his amused snort. That pub, by the way, serves the tightest craft beers this side of the town—definitely a secret gem among locals.

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