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About Adelaide

Precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale, and escort? We hates it! Nasty business, tricksy folks slinkin’ around, sellin’ time for coin. Watched “Blue Is the Warmest Color” – oh, Adèle, so lost, so raw, “I’m hungry for her,” she says. Reminds me of escorts, chasin’ somethin’ they can’t catch. Gets me all twitchy, thinkin’ how they doll up, fake smiles, struttin’ like they own the night. We hates it! Slimy vibes, like fish gone bad.

What's happening in and around Waurn Ponds Shopping Centre

Great Scott, mate, let me tell ya 'bout Woah—Waurn-Ponds, AU! This place is a mixed bag, ya know? I'm a sexologist and I've lived here a while, so I've seen all sorts of lil quirks and vibes! Now imagine strollin' down La Trobe Drive (yep, that one near the lush Bantry Park) where the trees seem to whisper secrets. Ummm, so many hidden lanes, like Maiden Ln—oh wait, sorry, it's actually called Maiden Lane around here—whatever, it adds character!

Easter fun at Waurn Ponds