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I got into this gig once—high-end joint, $500 an hour, some chick named Sasha. Thought I’d be king, right? Nope! She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m meltin’—weak! Made me mad, losin’ control like that, but damn, it felt good. Little secret? Ancient Rome had “massage parlors”—orgies with oil, no shame! Greed drove that too—more bodies, more profit.

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Alright, listen up, ya numbskull. I'm runnin' a massage joint in Waterford-West, and lemme tell ya – this dump is a crazy blend of charm and douchebaggery. I been here for years, seen every crooked corner, dusty alley, and pretentious coffee shop. Look, I'm Ron Swanson wannabe – deadpan, annoyed, and tired of nonsense, and I gotta say "The Social Network" is my kind of flick. "You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies." Ain't that the truth?

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