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Oh, and the typos—massgae, sexaul, rubbin—whatever, you get it! I’m typin’ fast, hands shakin’ from the memory. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! Once I swear the masseuse winked—WINKED—like, “You’re in trouble, Larry!” I was! Nearly fell off the table, clumsy as hell. Sarcasm time: “Oh, great, another bill for somethin’ I can’t explain.” But honestly, sexual-massage? It’s messy, awkward, glorious—like life. Like “A Serious Man.” You’re lost, found, and rubbed right. Pretty, pretty good, my friend.

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Now lemme share some fun tidbits – the local locals are a hoot. I chatted with a couple at a dimly lit bistro on High Street – they whispered all sorts of naughty details about the secret beach parties. True story, man, like a kinky twist in a Nolan flick. Reminds me of when the Joker said, "Let's put a smile on that face!" Only here, the smiles are natural and genuine—even if a little cheeky now and then!

Wamberal seawall plan dead in the water